This is K-SEEIICK!! My big brother found this and told me to read it. He told me: "You will never look at Spongebob the same again." Here it is.
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SpongeBob couldn't believe his eyes; Squidward was actually working and looked happy about it. SpongeBob approached his unusually happy neighbor.

"Hey Squidward ol' buddy, ol' pal. You seem...um happy today.?" SpongeBob said as he approached the boat his 'friend' was working behind.

"Yeah I am." Squidward said dreamily.

"Uh, excuse for asking but why?" SpongeBob asked. Just then the door to Mr. Krabs door slammed open.

"What are you doing just sitting around? I'm paying you to work not sit around on your asses." Mr. Krabs went and pushed SpongeBob into the kitchen. Before Mr. Krabs left SpongeBob the little yellow fellow felt a red claw slip down and pinch his butt. Mr. Krabs left the kitchen chuckling to himself.

"I'll tell you everything at lunch." Squidward said through the window. SpongeBob nodded and got ready to cook some patties.

SpongeBob flipped one Krabby Patty after another, serving the hungry clients as Squidward gave him the orders. Usually the thought of hungry fishes chowing down on steamy, juicy Krabby Patty's filled him with utter joy, but today he was focused on what happened earlier.

The little yellow sponge could feel the claw going down his back and touching his backside. So many thoughts raced through his mind, was it pure lust, an accident, or was it just Mr. Krabs playing around. SpongeBob was stuck on the first option. The pure idea of Mr. Krabs doing sexual things to him made SpongeBob tingle. His pants grew tighter and when SpongeBob looked down to find the reason for it he saw a growing lump. He looked around quickly, looking for something to hide his current erection. He grabbed a dirty apron praying that it would work.

"Come on SpongeBob." SpongeBob heard, "It's lunch time."
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ME:"Coming to you with breaking news! The owner of the Krusty Krab, which is Mr. Eugene Krabs, if officially a HOMOSEXUAL. This is what he said.

MR.KRABS:"YES! I am gay. I actually touched my employee, Spongebob in a gay and romantic way...and I liked it...

ME:"Yes, this is what Mr.Krabs had to say.

MY LITTLE BRO:"You will never look at Spongebob the way you saw like how you saw it many years ago... Now back to big bro in gaming, today he's doing Killzone 3.